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Nudest: 872ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,960thHighest Crime Rates: 2,142nd
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Rockefeller Foundation

Population4.64 billion

CapitalNew York City
LeaderJohn Rockefeller

CurrencyGold Standard
AnimalEagle

The Empire of Rockefeller Foundation is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by John Rockefeller with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.64 billion Rockefeller Foundationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 8.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Rockefeller Foundationian economy, worth 885 trillion Gold Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 190,863 Gold Standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Equality looks curiously unequal, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, many citizens refuse to smile lest they reveal their gold fillings, and wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rockefeller Foundation's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rockefeller Foundation is ranked 43,213th in the world and 12th in Sovereign Corporate League for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,359.61 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 872ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,960thHighest Crime Rates: 2,142ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,216thFattest Citizens: 2,418thMost Avoided: 2,820thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,917thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,566thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,048thMost Armed: 4,144thLargest Retail Industry: 4,187thRudest Citizens: 5,605thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,288thLargest Mining Sector: 6,745thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,019thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,340thHighest Average Incomes: 11,716thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,830thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,843rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 14,706thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,723rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,317thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,812thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,328thLargest Black Market: 19,672ndMost Cultured: 20,531stHighest Poor Incomes: 20,571stMost Rebellious Youth: 21,169thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,981stMost Subsidized Industry: 27,404th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rockefeller Foundation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Rockefeller Foundation, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Rockefeller Foundation, many citizens refuse to smile lest they reveal their gold fillings.
  • : Following new legislation in Rockefeller Foundation, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Rockefeller Foundation, equality looks curiously unequal.
  • : Following new legislation in Rockefeller Foundation, candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally.
  • : Following new legislation in Rockefeller Foundation, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
  • : Following new legislation in Rockefeller Foundation, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
  • : Following new legislation in Rockefeller Foundation, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Rockefeller Foundation, most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle.

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