Population | 44.516 billion |
Capital | Tiandi |
Leader | Grand Secretary Jinping Ruxia |
Faith | The Temple of Heaven and Earth |
Currency | Cash |
Animal | Imperial Dragon |
The Great Radiant Dynasty of Roania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Secretary Jinping Ruxia with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 44.516 billion Roanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiandi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Roanian economy, worth an astonishing 14,187 trillion Cashes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 318,703 Cashes, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.
The banhammer is a standard police sidearm, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roania's national animal is the Imperial Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Temple of Heaven and Earth.
Roania is ranked 58,014th in the world and 3,043rd in Balder for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 51,948.73 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Roania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, Largest Black Market, Highest Economic Output, and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Roania, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in Roania, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
- : Following new legislation in Roania, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Roania, the banhammer is a standard police sidearm.
- : Following new legislation in Roania, political candidates must be personally vetted by Grand Secretary Jinping Ruxia.
- : Roania's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in Roania, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices.
- : Following new legislation in Roania, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
- : Following new legislation in Roania, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.