Population | 43.467 billion |
Capital | Rhanukhan Kaglakh |
Leader | Supreme Chairman Horatio J Prism |
Faith | the leader's cult of personality |
Currency | khong |
Animal | Burrowing Octopus |
The Unified Provinces of Rhanukhan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Chairman Horatio J Prism with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 43.467 billion Rhanukhanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhanukhan Kaglakh. The average income tax rate is 16.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Rhanukhani economy, worth an astonishing 13,974 trillion khongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 321,497 khongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Criminals are thrown to the Burrowing Octopuses to repay their debt to society, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, and kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rhanukhan's national animal is the Burrowing Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the leader's cult of personality.
Rhanukhan is ranked 285,460th in the world and 75th in Caer Sidi for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.53 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Rhanukhan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Rhanukhan, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
- : Following new legislation in Rhanukhan, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
- : Following new legislation in Rhanukhan, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Following new legislation in Rhanukhan, criminals are thrown to the Burrowing Octopuses to repay their debt to society.
- : Rhanukhan's influence in Caer Sidi rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Rhanukhan, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
- : Following new legislation in Rhanukhan, foreign musicians that Supreme Chairman Horatio J Prism dislikes are turned away at the border.
- : Following new legislation in Rhanukhan, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Supreme Chairman Horatio J Prism's wardrobe.
- : Rhanukhan lodged a message on the Caer Sidi Regional Message Board.