The Imperium of Revlona is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Willhelm III with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.156 billion Revlonans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Revlonan economy, worth a remarkable 1,111 trillion Reichmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 121,434 Reichmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, and the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Revlona's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Revlona is ranked 153,436^th in the world and 6^th in Brannackia for Most Extreme, scoring 13.86 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.