The Principality of Remusa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ruvislavich with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, devout population of 5.131 billion Remusans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Remusa-city. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Remusan economy, worth 595 trillion monsays a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,085 monsays, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Remusa's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Remusa is ranked 36,110^th in the world and 2,059^th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 60.28 kickbacks per hour.