The State of Regel Danmark is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.757 billion Regel Danmarkians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The strong Regel Danmarkian economy, worth 992 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 62,980 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 405,911 per year while the poor average 3,948, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, Regel Danmark has designated Westminster as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Regel Danmark in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Regel Danmark's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Regel Danmark is ranked 289,223^rd in the world and 8^th in Niedersachsen for Lowest Crime Rates, with 33.65 law-abiding acts per hour.