The Holy Reeteetian Empire of Reeteet X is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Ducky with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.022 billion Reeteet Xians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syringe. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.3%.

The thriving Reeteet Xian economy, worth a remarkable 1,105 trillion Poke Dollar XES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,940 Poke Dollar XES, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 372,778 per year while the poor average 15,094, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

The ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, and fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Reeteet X's national animal is the Obi Wan More Rep X, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Honk Honk.

Reeteet X is ranked 25,661^st in the world and 8^th in Thicc Economy Bois for Most Corrupt Governments, with 82.82 kickbacks per hour.