The United States of Reeshipi is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.481 billion Reeshipians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.4%.

The thriving Reeshipian economy, worth 483 trillion florins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 74,630 florins, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, prison visits increase substantially during election years, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Reeshipi's national animal is the rooster.

Reeshipi is ranked 17,687^th in the world and 148^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,378.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.