The Queendom of Redlander is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.716 billion Redlanderians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Redlanderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,037 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 58,539 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 397,997 per year while the poor average 3,145, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Redlander's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Redlander is ranked 265,663^rd in the world and 7^th in South Dakota for Lowest Crime Rates, with 41.12 law-abiding acts per hour.