The Republic of Redistanio is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 257 million Redistanioans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Redistanioan economy, worth 14.9 trillion Yis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,039 Yis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, citizens must pay to enjoy Redistanio's pristine beaches, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Redistanio's national animal is the Unio.

Redistanio is ranked 48,693^rd in the world and 33^rd in Morpheus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 632.76 on the Clooney Contribution Index.