The Commune of Red Sail Coast is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Syndic Rudy Connolly with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.581 billion Granadans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sickle. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sultalini economy, worth a remarkable 3,005 trillion gulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 181,279 gulls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, the nation's economic policies have a narrow area of effect, board shorts have replaced board rooms, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Sail Coast's national animal is the seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Revolutionary Clawism.

Red Sail Coast is ranked 290,990^th in the world and 5^th in Trickster Eyrie for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.25 kickbacks per hour.