Population | 19.695 billion |
Capital | Anukarabis |
Leader | Secret |
Currency | Osirs |
Animal | Wolfhound |
The Oppressed of Rahoris is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Secret with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cynical population of 19.695 billion Rahorasians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anukarabis. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.
The powerhouse Rahorisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,431 trillion Osirs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,440 Osirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, on-duty Air Rahoris flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Rahorisian Space Agency, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rahoris's national animal is the Wolfhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Rahoris is ranked 281,548th in the world and 7th in Star Trek for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -9.85 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rahoris, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
- : Following new legislation in Rahoris, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Rahorisian Space Agency.
- : Following new legislation in Rahoris, on-duty Air Rahoris flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
- : Following new legislation in Rahoris, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
- : Following new legislation in Rahoris, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Secret.
- : Rahoris was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Highest Economic Output, Most Inclusive, Most Developed, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Rahoris's influence in Star Trek rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Rahoris was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens, Nicest Citizens, Most Authoritarian, and Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Rahoris, rumor has it that Secret has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Rahoris, beggars lack pockets for spare change.