The State of Raeroches is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.582 billion Raerochesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.6%.

The thriving Raerochesian economy, worth 651 trillion betales a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 21,310 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 144,883 per year while the poor average 1,145, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Foreigners are treated with great suspicion, the tenet of free speech is held dear, Raeroches's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and Raeroches has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Raeroches's national animal is the deer.

Raeroches is ranked 290,444^th in the world and 9^th in Vermont Republic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 29.02 law-abiding acts per hour.