The State of Rachel Greene is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.085 billion Rachel Greeneans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The thriving Rachel Greenean economy, worth a remarkable 1,024 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 63,700 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 225,480 per year while the poor average 12,993, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rachel Greene's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Rachel Greene is ranked 115,352^nd in the world and 335^th in United States of America for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.