The Colony of QuietArmy18 is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Python population. The democratic population of 14.087 billion QuietArmy18ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The QuietArmy18ian economy, worth 688 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,856 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

QuietArmy18ian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. QuietArmy18's national animal is the Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

QuietArmy18 is ranked 118,099^th in the world and 14^th in Cringe and Poggers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.91 law-abiding acts per hour.