The Republic of Quart Hadasht is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cornelius Sauer with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.315 billion Kinahians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karkhedon. The average income tax rate is 35.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kinahian economy, worth 961 trillion kurens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 222,816 kurens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, snitches get riches, and ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Kinahian beaches. Crime is totally unknown. Quart Hadasht's national animal is the stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kinahian Orthodoxy.

Quart Hadasht is ranked 278,318^th in the world and 10,382^nd in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.68 kickbacks per hour.