The Community of Quailluna is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Quackels with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.063 billion Quailluna citizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orbak's Wall. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Quaillunan economy, worth 143 trillion Zimps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,895 Zimps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Quackels, and small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quailluna's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Quailluna is ranked 45,874^th in the world and 2,797^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.47 law-abiding acts per hour.