The Absolute Fascistic Monarchy of Ptolemaicia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Logan XIV with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.1 billion Kemetics are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khemenu. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ptolemaician economy, worth a remarkable 6,565 trillion Dedun Nebuns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 542,570 Dedun Nebuns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés, and unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Khemenu make great practice for foreign snipers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ptolemaicia's national animal is the Djehuty Ibis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kemeticism.

Ptolemaicia is ranked 287,487^th in the world and 6,787^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 4.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.