The Republic of Psychotic Drivers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.544 billion Psychotic Driversians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.9%.

The thriving Psychotic Driversian economy, worth 938 trillion tires a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 64,544 tires, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,724 per year while the poor average 15,734, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Psychotic Drivers's national animal is the roadkill, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Psychotic Drivers is ranked 182,916^th in the world and 35^th in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.2 law-abiding acts per hour.