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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,277thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,807thMost Conservative: 3,277th
The Tortured Souls of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Get me a sandwich!
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Prisoner 24602060451

Population16.158 billion

CapitalNarooshanwshnush
LeaderJavert
FaithMiserablism

CurrencyLoaf of Bread
AnimalDangerous Nun

The Tortured Souls of Prisoner 24602060451 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Javert with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.158 billion Prisoner 24602060451ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narooshanwshnush. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.4%.

The very strong Prisoner 24602060451ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,245 trillion Loaves of Bread a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,978 Loaves of Bread, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Prisoner 24602060451's national animal is the Dangerous Nun, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Miserablism.

Prisoner 24602060451 is ranked 34,451st in the world and 2nd in HoH SiS for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.24 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,277thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,807thTop
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Most Conservative: 3,277thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,983rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,786thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,120thMost Devout: 6,221stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,153rdMost Authoritarian: 9,011thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,819thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,810thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,938thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,598thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,016thLargest Populations: 23,591stLargest Mining Sector: 24,000thLargest Governments: 28,347th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Prisoner 24602060451, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters.
  • : Following new legislation in Prisoner 24602060451, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in Prisoner 24602060451, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in Prisoner 24602060451, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Prisoner 24602060451, foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities.
  • : Prisoner 24602060451 changed its national nation type to "Tortured Souls".
  • : Prisoner 24602060451 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Prisoner 24602060451, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair.
  • : Following new legislation in Prisoner 24602060451, produce labels read 'may contain traces of food'.
  • : Prisoner 24602060451 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".

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