The United States of Printer887 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.389 billion Printer887ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 76.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Printer887ian economy, worth 821 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 152,457 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and neighboring nations are tired of Printer887's big fish stories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer887's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Printer887 is ranked 104,128th in the world and 1,082nd in Two for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 207.12 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Printer887 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Printer887 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Primitive.
- : Following new legislation in Printer887, neighboring nations are tired of Printer887's big fish stories.
- : Following new legislation in Printer887, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
- : Following new legislation in Printer887, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in Printer887, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
- : Following new legislation in Printer887, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Printer887 City with effluent.
- : Following new legislation in Printer887, for just a few extra cards Printer887ians can get new driving records with their new cars.
- : Following new legislation in Printer887, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
- : Following new legislation in Printer887, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
