The United States of Printer805 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.318 billion Printer805ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer805ian economy, worth 723 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 136,107 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Printer805 with a very polite populace, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer805's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer805 is ranked 107,764^th in the world and 238^th in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 41,784.91 Standard Monetary Units.