The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer26 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.576 billion Printer26ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 83.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer26ian economy, worth 760 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,414 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, when you fly on Air Printer26 you win a seat or you die, large areas of Printer26 are not accessible by the public, and senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer26's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer26 is ranked 244,005^th in the world and 819^th in Two for Highest Food Quality, scoring 8.05 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.