The Holy Red Eyes of President Bush is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dubya with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.841 billion war criminals enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 14.4%.

The President Bushian economy, worth 402 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 58,805 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, straitjackets are a common religious garb, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. President Bush's national animal is the eagle and its national religion is Methodism.

President Bush is ranked 63,798^th in the world and 5^th in United Alliances for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 50,337.5 Standard Monetary Units.