The Kingdom of Samund Facobs is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Abdullah Al Facobsi with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.326 billion Samund Facobsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medina Al-Amal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Samund Facobsian economy, worth 243 trillion Facobs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,347 Facobs, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, political candidates must be personally vetted by King Abdullah Al Facobsi, private law firms are unheard of, and national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samund Facobs's national animal is the Cheatah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Samund Facobs is ranked 92,934^th in the world and 1,888^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,135.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.