The Queendom of Mystiquelle is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Love with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.817 billion Mystics hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascension. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mystiquellean economy, worth a remarkable 2,819 trillion Faiths a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,444 Faiths, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 395,686 per year while the poor average 36,612, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystiquelle's national animal is the Hope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kindness.

Mystiquelle is ranked 288,287^th in the world and 6,226^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -20.99 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.