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Most Valuable International Artwork: 185thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 443rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 961st
The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of
Psychotic Dictatorship
More pirates = less global warming
Flying spaghetti monster
Influence
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Animu Place

Population8.544 billion

CapitalOtakupolis
LeaderFlying spaghetti monster
FaithFsmism

CurrencyGold Bar
Animaleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of Animu Place is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Flying spaghetti monster with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.544 billion weebs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otakupolis. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient weeb economy, worth a remarkable 3,348 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 391,930 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Animu Place's national animal is the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fsmism.

Animu Place is ranked 99,276th in the world and 2,034th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,858.45 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 185thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 443rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 961stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,010thLargest Black Market: 1,017thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,069thMost Influential: 1,079thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,133rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,206thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,306thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,517thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,715thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,722ndMost Armed: 1,890thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,892ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,373rdMost Devout: 2,631stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,672ndFattest Citizens: 2,773rdLargest Governments: 2,883rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,136thMost Efficient Economies: 3,343rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,500thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,658thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,114thMost Developed: 4,809thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,837thSmartest Citizens: 5,319thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,772ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,121stHighest Economic Output: 6,340thMost Inclusive: 6,384thLowest Crime Rates: 7,116thMost Patriotic: 7,459thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,469thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,240thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,440thHighest Food Quality: 9,805thMost Cultured: 9,890thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,110thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,477thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,423rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,454thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,566thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 17,015thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,408th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Armed: 45th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 64th in the regionFattest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 79th in the regionMost Devout: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 122nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 125th in the regionLargest Governments: 136th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 157th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 167th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 185th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 193rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 195th in the regionMost Developed: 239th in the regionMost Influential: 241st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 244th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 246th in the regionMost Patriotic: 248th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 258th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 264th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 321st in the regionMost Inclusive: 327th in the regionMost Cultured: 430th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 436th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 477th in the regionRudest Citizens: 496th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 497th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 501st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 511th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 533rd in the regionMost Stationary: 590th in the region

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