The Commonwealth of North Chadland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Chad with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, devout population of 2.881 billion North Chadlandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxaria. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Chadlandian economy, worth 265 trillion Chadacs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,297 Chadacs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for North Chadland, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Chadland's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Chadland is ranked 201,916^th in the world and 3,925^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 6.61 flags saluted per person per day.