The Now Blauveldt-Ryszana of Polish Prussian Commonwealth is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Krazus von Laurenberg-Baranowski with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.95 billion Blauveldter-Ryszanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ujazdow. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Blauveldter-Ryszanan economy, worth a remarkable 2,324 trillion złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 194,497 złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, and the government pours millions of złoties into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polish Prussian Commonwealth's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Liberator of Mankind.

Polish Prussian Commonwealth is ranked 287,695^th in the world and 3^rd in Bricks and Bags for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.46 kickbacks per hour.