The Republic of Polish Nomads is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Norman Cardinal Nomadski with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.866 billion Polish Nomadsians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nomad City. The average income tax rate is 42.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish Nomadsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,832 trillion Zloties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 298,827 Zloties, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

They say that Norman Cardinal Nomadski's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Polish Nomads's national animal is the Polish Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roamin' Nomadism.

Polish Nomads is ranked 260,800^th in the world and 13^th in Golden Acres for Lowest Crime Rates, with 45.58 law-abiding acts per hour.