The State of Pohnpei Kolonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.874 billion Pohnpei Kolonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The very strong Pohnpei Kolonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,274 trillion betales a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 39,974 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, all tariffs have been abolished, Pohnpei Kolonia has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Pohnpei Kolonia in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pohnpei Kolonia's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pohnpei Kolonia is ranked 257,634^th in the world and 8^th in Federated States of Micronesia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.73 kickbacks per hour.