Population | 15.108 billion |
Capital | Capitali |
Leader | Paul Pasch |
Currency | celene |
Animal | penguin |
The Ewfjsoijszoifjsz0efjs09zjzfs of Paul Pasch is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Paul Pasch with an even hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.108 billion Paschans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitali. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Paschan economy, worth a remarkable 1,994 trillion celenes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 132,034 celenes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Large sections of Paul Pasch have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, GP clinics are inundated by patients requesting prescriptions for alcohol, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paul Pasch's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Paul Pasch is ranked 3,201st in the world and 10th in Conch Kingdom for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 64.77 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Paul Pasch was endorsed by The Republic of Iraqistania.
- : Paul Pasch endorsed The People's Republic of The combined Techno-Democracy of Canada.
- : Paul Pasch endorsed The Nomadic Peoples of YrMom.
- : Paul Pasch endorsed The Democratic People's Republic of Naskiyzstan.
- : Paul Pasch endorsed The Community of Unidentified-nation.
- : Paul Pasch endorsed The Republic of Iraqistania.
- : Paul Pasch endorsed The Republic of Katzebien.
- : Paul Pasch was endorsed by The Federation of Parrots Den.
- : Paul Pasch endorsed The Confederacy of Tolotecia.
- : Paul Pasch endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Maekeria.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 93 » Duby, Ziroxeut, Pervincia, Aelandi, Socialist Platypus, Nibelia, Seolia, Nova Briton, Liberto-Ancapistan, Lislandia, The Psittacines, Stustu, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Hubdova, Sri Malawi, Balan Bar, Kyievska Rus, Novo Reslas, Locotima, Ruotsaland, Empireedy, Loveable Dogs, Northshires, Grand Order Of Lodgec, AusValia, Vapo, Red Finlandian Guard, Great Koryeo, Olornia, Pandorivia, Azflebrigan, Gundeldingen, The Celtics, Happiville, Cassinea, Isolon, Boratstans, Vioxa, Grachevia, The Moon Raven, VegeTotia, Heskurik, El Blurkistan, Tingham, Nova Cameroon, Benanko, Glentaurius, United Corperations, Makka Pakka, United Taco Nation, and 43 others.NZ Land, Kiyadimundika, Valles Marineris Mining co, Polacianth, Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation, Ciapore, DexterBurg, Slavic Lurkers, Greater Burmaria, Azaman, Buyo, Lycom, Aeonic, Reslania, The Free City of Nelson, Floofybit, Kaimalia, Ith Mus Warmoidaliastan, Rosenfeld-Winterberg, Makko Oko, Charville, La Sangre subio, Doge Flower, Vanela, Krute Empire, Morgundy, Little Auztria, Soviet Utopia Reunion Party, Senth Natsah, Garbimburg, Cannonio, Nomia, Floridaslied, Delnish, Inseria, The Imperial Confederation of Emphalia, Dextranta, FOP Furry Occupied Pittsburgh, Natsuki State, Tolotecia, Katzebien, Parrots Den, and Iraqistania.