The Democratic Socialist of Happiville is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Council of the Idiots with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.721 billion Gays are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goofball One. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Gay economy, worth 334 trillion Joys a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,020 Joys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Happiville's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Public Library of Infinite Knowledge.

Happiville is ranked 24,349^th in the world and 104^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.