The Dominion of PapaJacky is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.885 billion Jackens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grainville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient PapaJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 9,750 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 445,554 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every week is blindness awareness week, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, and the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills. Crime is totally unknown. PapaJacky's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovetism.

PapaJacky is ranked 293,906^th in the world and 3^rd in Papastan for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.