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Most Inclusive: 5thMost Advanced Public Education: 6thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th
The Dominion of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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PapaJacky

Population18.255 billion

CapitalGrainville
LeaderHigh Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky
FaithLovetism

CurrencyLoaf
AnimalPig

The Dominion of PapaJacky is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.255 billion Jackens love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grainville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient PapaJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,405 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 405,661 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

White strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and passengers often cause a stink on public transport. Crime is totally unknown. PapaJacky's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovetism.

PapaJacky is ranked 276,306th in the world and 3rd in Papastan for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -42.97 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Inclusive: 5thMost Advanced Public Education: 6thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thMost Pacifist: 12thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14thHighest Food Quality: 17thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19thMost Secular: 23rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24thNicest Citizens: 24thLargest Governments: 26thMost Developed: 28thMost Beautiful Environments: 30thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rdLongest Average Lifespans: 34thLargest Welfare Programs: 38thSmartest Citizens: 39thHealthiest Citizens: 43rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46thBest Weather: 50thSafest: 57thLowest Crime Rates: 81stMost Advanced Public Transport: 84thMost Cultured: 158thMost Efficient Economies: 175thLargest Information Technology Sector: 230thMost Scientifically Advanced: 243rdHighest Poor Incomes: 253rdMost Subsidized Industry: 299thMost Cheerful Citizens: 475thHighest Average Incomes: 926thHighest Economic Output: 1,234thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,743rdTop
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Most Stationary: 8,165thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,645thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,763rdMost Influential: 11,786thTop
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Largest Populations: 14,590thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,845thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,050thMost Income Equality: 20,526thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,015th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, passengers often cause a stink on public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : PapaJacky was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • : PapaJacky was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".

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