Population | 18.255 billion |
Capital | Grainville |
Leader | High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky |
Faith | Lovetism |
Currency | Loaf |
Animal | Pig |
The Dominion of PapaJacky is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.255 billion Jackens love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grainville. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient PapaJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,405 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 405,661 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
White strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and passengers often cause a stink on public transport. Crime is totally unknown. PapaJacky's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovetism.
PapaJacky is ranked 276,306th in the world and 3rd in Papastan for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -42.97 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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PapaJacky, passengers often cause a stink on public transport.
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PapaJacky, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
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PapaJacky, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
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PapaJacky was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
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PapaJacky, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
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PapaJacky, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
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PapaJacky, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
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PapaJacky, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
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PapaJacky, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
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PapaJacky was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".