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The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Mission Accomplished
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Average

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Panzer Vor 72

Population2.507 billion

Currencydollar
Animalleopard

The Republic of Panzer Vor 72 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.507 billion Panzer Vor 72ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Panzer Vor 72ian economy, worth 178 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,009 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, and a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panzer Vor 72's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Panzer Vor 72 is ranked 64,661st in the world and 1,099th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,985.83 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Nicest Citizens: 173rd in the regionBest Weather: 182nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 282nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 285th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 399th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 435th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 558th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 567th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 570th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 584th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 621st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 666th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 677th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 680th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 729th in the regionSafest: 797th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Panzer Vor 72, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.
  • : Following new legislation in Panzer Vor 72, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed.
  • : Following new legislation in Panzer Vor 72, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Panzer Vor 72, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Panzer Vor 72, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Panzer Vor 72 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Panzer Vor 72, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
  • : Following new legislation in Panzer Vor 72, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones.
  • : Following new legislation in Panzer Vor 72, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Panzer Vor 72, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.

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