Population | 26.845 billion |
Capital | Ozboro |
Leader | Radiant Aegis |
Faith | a major religion |
Currency | Mark |
Animal | Orange and white cat |
The Technocracy of Ozzy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Radiant Aegis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.845 billion Ozzalonians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ozboro. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Ozzalonian economy, worth a remarkable 8,328 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 310,244 Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,297,209 per year while the poor average 48,363, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.
The latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough, and air purifiers fight smoke machines on Ozzalonian stage setups. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozzy's national animal is the Orange and white cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.
Ozzy is ranked 4,817th in the world and 2nd in The Empire of Friendship for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.37 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ozzy, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Ozzalonian stage setups.
- : Following new legislation in Ozzy, drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough.
- : Following new legislation in Ozzy, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
- : Following new legislation in Ozzy, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people.
- : Ozzy lodged a message on the The Empire of Friendship Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Ozzy, lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws.
- : Following new legislation in Ozzy, skyscrapers get built in just days.
- : Following new legislation in Ozzy, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
- : Following new legislation in Ozzy, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
- : Ozzy changed its national leader to "Radiant Aegis" and its nation type to "Technocracy".