The Greater Order of Ovare is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ovarian Council with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 1.085 billion Ovareans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cryo. The average income tax rate is 22.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ovarean economy, worth 56.3 trillion Novlots a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,901 Novlots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

You need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, and street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ovare's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ovare is ranked 206,995^th in the world and 16^th in Slavija for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.13 kickbacks per hour.