The Queendom of Ormusqand is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Ariel Sus-Ormusqand with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 22.323 billion Ormusqandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deyrnas Ormusqand Bryncastell. The average income tax rate is 55.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ormusqandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,292 trillion Ormusqandsthalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 57,911 Ormusqandsthalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, Ormusqandian soldiers know how to create single mothers in more ways than one, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ormusqand's national animal is the Emperor Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Ormusqand is ranked 87,252^nd in the world and 10^th in Foshan Mars Colony for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.57 law-abiding acts per hour.