The Federation of Ordennya is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Clas Markussen with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.743 billion Ordennyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Västdal. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ordennyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,723 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 109,455 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is often said that only Prime Minister Clas Markussen could bring down Dàguó, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, and popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Västdal River. Crime is totally unknown. Ordennya's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ordennya is ranked 73,589^th in the world and 12^th in Ajax for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.62 law-abiding acts per hour.