The Republic of Opaliaban Unia is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 5.924 billion Opaliaban Unians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Opaliaban Unian economy, worth 104 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,576 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Opaliaban Unia's national animal is the robot.

Opaliaban Unia is ranked 111,564^th in the world and 1^st in Echo for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 167.39 on the Clooney Contribution Index.