The Theocracy of Oofery 90 is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its closed borders, smutty television, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.185 billion Oofery 90ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 41.0%.

The Oofery 90ian economy, worth 92.5 trillion banks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,336 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and a PhD just ain't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery 90's national animal is the card, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Oofery 90 is ranked 129,374^th in the world and 176^th in Oofery for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.8 law-abiding acts per hour.