The Community of Oofery 79 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.263 billion Oofery 79ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.7%.

The Oofery 79ian economy, worth 102 trillion banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,363 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, international tensions are high as Oofery 79 threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied card, and studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery 79's national animal is the card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oofery 79 is ranked 216,329^th in the world and 347^th in Oofery for Highest Food Quality, scoring 10.64 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.