The United Socialist States of Oofery 57 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 2.223 billion Oofery 57ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 34.3%.

The strong Oofery 57ian economy, worth 131 trillion banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,341 banks, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The official Oofery 57ian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery 57's national animal is the card.

Oofery 57 is ranked 232,002^nd in the world and 359^th in Oofery for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -4.47 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.