The Oppressed Peoples of Oofery 124 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.07 billion Oofery 124ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 35.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Oofery 124ian economy, worth 86.2 trillion banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,651 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, army rations are served on silver platters, and serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery 124's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oofery 124 is ranked 213,670^th in the world and 450^th in Oofery for Most Primitive, scoring -91.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.