The Commonwealth of Ooferian Farmer Army 73 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The devout population of 2.705 billion Ooferian Farmer Army 73ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ooferian Farmer Army 73ian economy, worth 166 trillion banks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,659 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooferian Farmer Army 73's national animal is the card.

Ooferian Farmer Army 73 is ranked 115,325^th in the world and 5,619^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.2 law-abiding acts per hour.