The Bernelian Spacial lands of Of Tobilandia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Johannes Sepplitz with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 3.934 billion Tobilandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novaya Citadela. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tobilandian economy, worth 788 trillion Digital Commercial Bernels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 200,517 Digital Commercial Bernels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and unemployed judges can be found squatting in abandoned courthouses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Of Tobilandia's national animal is the Spacial Tobi and its national religion is Laic State.

Of Tobilandia is ranked 135,168^th in the world and 2^nd in Brasil for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,222.01 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.