The Free Land of Korean Nations is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 123 million Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Public Transport, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 61.5%.

The sizeable but inefficient Korean economy, worth 6.80 trillion won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,248 won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Korean soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Korean Nations, and the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Korean Nations's national animal is the Soyjak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Korean Nations is ranked 103,634^th in the world and 15^th in One Collective Brain Cell for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,930.89 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.