The Republic of NUWU is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning dove population. The hard-working population of 5.471 billion NUWUians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 11.4%.

The NUWUian economy, worth 287 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 52,556 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. NUWU's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

NUWU is ranked 203,917^th in the world and 3^rd in United Territories Of North America for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.