The E-farm of Nukufetau is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Me with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 30.91 billion Nukufetauans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nukufetau. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.

The enormous but inefficient Nukufetauan economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion tuvaluan dollars a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 37,919 tuvaluan dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Nukufetau is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nukufetau's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nukufetau is ranked 21,730^th in the world and 1,351^st in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 111.65 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.