The Incorporated States of NSCO2 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.971 billion NSCO2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 79.9%.

The frighteningly efficient NSCO2ian economy, worth 924 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,772 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, and the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSCO2's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NSCO2 is ranked 17,021^st in the world and 988^th in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.26 law-abiding acts per hour.